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    <title type="text">Just as I thought | Gene Cowan&#39;s weblog</title>
    <subtitle type="text">Just as I thought | Gene Cowan&#39;s weblog:Complaints and comments from my brain to yours</subtitle>
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    <updated>2010-03-12T14:38:55Z</updated>
    <rights>Copyright (c) 2010, Gene Cowan</rights>
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    <entry>
      <title>The brake is the wide pedal in the middle</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5846</id>
      <published>2010-03-12T14:27:54Z</published>
      <updated>2010-03-12T14:38:55Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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      <category term="}General Annoyances"
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        Doesn't anyone else find it rather suspicious that suddenly, after a little media coverage, Toyotas seem to be running amok? Either the cars have all be "activated" by a secret transmission that turned on their KILL ALL HUMANS function, or people who couldn't get on reality shows 'cos they didn't have a big foil balloon have found a new path to notoriety.<br />
<blockquote><strong>Woman Crashes Toyota Into Church, Blames Stuck Accelerator</strong> Connecticut, March 10<br />
<br />
<strong>Yet Another Toyota Prius Goes Rogue, Smashes Into Wall</strong> New York, March 9<br />
<br />
<strong>Toyota Prius Runs Wild At 90mph With Stuck Accelerator</strong> San Diego, March 8<br />
<br />
etc... etc...</blockquote><br />
Funny how this all just started to happen suddenly, isn't it? Gosh, I wonder if these people are just poor drivers, or... <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5491101/did-bankrupt-runaway-prius-driver-fake-unintended-acceleration" title="Did Bankrupt Runaway Prius Driver Fake &quot;Unintended Acceleration?&quot;">Did Bankrupt Runaway Prius Driver Fake "Unintended Acceleration?"</a> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Washington Post, Spammer</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5838</id>
      <published>2010-02-26T22:56:20Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-26T22:58:21Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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      <category term="}The War with the Customer"
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        On a single page of the Washington Post website, the same paper that brought down a president, there are ads for:<br />
<ul><li>Make $6,397/month working online</li><br />
<li>Wrinkle removers</li><br />
<li>Lawyers for Yaz lawsuits, Toyota recall, Asbestos, Mesothelioma</li><br />
<li>Acai</li><br />
<li>Kapidex</li><br />
<li>Penny stocks</li></ul><br />
And we worry about spam in email? 
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    <entry>
      <title>When scams meet data mining</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5832</id>
      <published>2010-02-18T20:05:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-18T20:08:46Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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        Gosh, thanks to Facebook, the scammers can now tailor an ad that's targeted right at me! <br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.genecowan.com/blog/images/scammyipadad.gif" border="0" width="151" height="197" /><br />
<br />
The only way they could have made this more compelling is if they'd said "We need 43-year-old single white gay men living in Silicon Valley who are incredibly gullible." 
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    <entry>
      <title>The Return of Fuzzy Math</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5831</id>
      <published>2010-02-09T03:37:01Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-09T03:39:08Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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      <category term="}Right = Wrong"
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        Ah, Fox News, where numbers can mean just about anything.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.genecowan.com/blog/images/378_piechart.jpg" border="0" width="380" height="310" /> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Brain like a used tea bag</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5830</id>
      <published>2010-02-07T17:36:01Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-07T17:50:29Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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        Reading about Sarah Palin's rant against Obama this morning in the Washington Post, I came across a particularly stupid web comment (in a page filled with stupid comments):<br />
<blockquote>Just for a minute, forget political party, forget names, race and gender. Answer this question:<br />
<br />
Who would you vote for to run this country?<br />
<br />
1 - community organizer.<br />
or<br />
2 - former mayor, energy commissioner and <br />
governor.<br />
<br />
NUFF SAID!</blockquote><br />
This is typical of right-wing crazies: they ignore facts left and right and begin to truly believe the nonsense they spew. I guess this commenter forgot a few things, like the fact that he was a senator. Just for the record, let's take a look at President Obama's resume, shall we?<br />
<ul><li>Graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School</li><br />
<li>President of the Harvard Law School</li><br />
<li>Community Organizer</li><br />
<li>Civil Rights Attorney</li><br />
<li>Constitutional Law Professor at University of Chicago Law School</li><br />
<li>Three term Illinois State Senator</li><br />
<li>U.S. Senate</li><br />
<li>Nobel Peace Prize laureate (hey, we all pad our resume with awards we didn't necessarily feel worthy of.)</li></ul><br />
<br />
Now let's take a look at Mrs. Palin's credentials:<br />
<ul><li>Hawaii Pacific University (Fall 1982), North Idaho College (spring & fall 1983), University of Idaho (fall 1984, spring 1985), Matanuska-Susitna College (fall 1985), University of Idaho (spring 1986). Bachelors in communications, 1987.</li><br />
<li>Miss Wasilla, 1984; third place Miss Alaska</li><br />
<li>Sportscaster</li><br />
<li>City Council, Wasilla, AK</li><br />
<li>Mayor, Wasilla, AK</li><br />
<li>Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission (2003, resigned 2004)</li><br />
<li>Governor, Alaska (2006, resigned 2009)</li></ul><br />
<em>Now</em> answer the question: Who would you vote for? 
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    <entry>
      <title>That about covers it</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5828</id>
      <published>2010-02-06T16:46:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-06T16:50:25Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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      <category term="}Fun Stuff"
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        This succinct headline from The Washington Post, during this weekend's blizzard, pretty much sums up <em>all</em> the news these days, doesn't it?<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.genecowan.com/blog/images/deteriorating.gif" border="0" alt="Conditions Deteriorating" width="480" height="57" /> 
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    <entry>
      <title>This has got to be a parody. Right?</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5826</id>
      <published>2010-02-02T16:45:01Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-02T16:48:33Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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        The article on "Windows7News.com" &#8212; which sounds like a TV station website &#8212; is headlined "Why the iPad will fail and help Windows 7 to succeed." <br />
<br />
The first thing under that headline is this:<br />
<strong>Tip: Click here to run a free scan for common PC errors</strong><br />
<br />
'Nuff said? 
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    <entry>
      <title>Battle of the Network Connections</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5824</id>
      <published>2010-02-01T23:09:01Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-01T23:10:32Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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        About 4 months ago, I switched to Comcast Business, upgrading my residential connection so that I could host my server at home instead of in a datacenter. <br />
So far, I have no complaints with Comcast Business. No, the problems I have are &#8212; still &#8212; with Comcast Residential.<br />
You see, in those 4 months I've had 3 outages. One was area-wide. The other two are the outrage: they were deliberate.<br />
Comcast Residential did it. They came to my house and physically disconnected the cable which was providing business service. The've done this THREE TIMES, although one of those times they were thwarted when I came home early.<br />
They did it again today. My server has been disconnected all day because of a lack of communication between business units at Comcast. <br />
Here's a good question: if Comcast Residential came by and disconnected me months ago &#8212; when they weren't supposed to &#8212; didn't they make a note of that? Why do they keep coming back to do it over and over? <br />
More importantly, why am I paying big bucks for a business-class connection that the residential people still have access to disconnect? Ever heard of a tag? A lable? Something on the pole to indicate that this is NOT to be disconnected?<br />
I'm so pissed off at Comcast right now that I'm actually BEYOND a long screed here. I'll be saving that for their executives and customer service. <br />
And I'll have to wait to post this 'cos I have NO INTERNET CONNECTION. 
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    <entry>
      <title>Monday Math</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5823</id>
      <published>2010-02-01T17:37:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-02-01T17:41:11Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
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        I'm not good at mathematics, that's clear. But I <em>am</em> good at discerning patterns, and here's what I've found about my commute to work: the later I leave, the longer it takes. It's the same 5-1/2 miles each way, but as the morning wears on there are not only more cars, but more "working" vehicles &#8212; pickups, panel vans, dump trucks. This morning my commute took a whopping 35 minutes. That's the result of excessively red traffic lights and vans marked "Speedy Plumbing" going 15 miles an hour.<br />
I may not know math, but I can tell you this: my commute is logarithmic.<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.genecowan.com/blog/images/logcommute.png" border="0" width="480" height="126" /> 
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    <entry>
      <title>Physically, but not emotionally</title>
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      <id>tag:genecowan.com,2010:blog/1.5820</id>
      <published>2010-01-27T23:16:00Z</published>
      <updated>2010-01-27T23:19:00Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Gene Cowan</name>
            <email>gene@genecowan.com</email>
                  </author>

      <category term="}Life... Don&#39;t talk to me about life."
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        Wanna see an example of how bad ageism is in the gay world?<br />
<br />
<img src="http://www.genecowan.com/blog/images/toomature.gif" border="0" width="295" height="240" /><br />
<br />
I am older than <em>both</em> the "mature" guys in this ad. (But as I <em>look</em> younger, I assume they're lying about their age.) 
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